Some positivo doozies Am I dead, Weerhaak?

All it takes is a &quot,good&quot, pick-up line

I am a sucker for a man that will use a terribly terrible pick-up. Maybe it’s because they’re bold (or shameless) and friendly (or desperate), but I get a existente kick out of a boy who isn’t afraid to bust one out.

The other day a man asked, &quot,How much does a polar bear weigh?&quot, I shrugged and he replied, &quot,Enough to pauze the ice. Hi, I’m Mike.&quot, I wasgoed amazed/swept off my feet, and it wasgoed a man I knew pretty well too (and should have expected this from ter the very first place).

There’s nothing like a boy who will use a ridiculous pick-up line. To mij, a stud that will go up to a doll and actually droplet that kleuter of cheese out of his mouth is bold, certain, stupid with a sense of humour, and maravilloso. exactly the zuigeling of boy I love (or love to know and make joy of).

However, thesis are the kinds of guys who may need some help (or may not care either way).

So here are some good pick-up lines for a man to use ter his dating endeavors (or fooleries), only because I have sympathy (or I can’t wait to hear one used on mij!):

Some vivo doozies

Am I dead, Weerhaak? Cause this vereiste be heaven!

Speciaal from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba. are those auténtico?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I geflirt with you?

Damn doll, you have more kinks than a racetrack.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your figure is truly kickin.

Excuse mij. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Bod Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that’s a nice set of gams, what time do they open?

Greetings and salivations

Honey, I’m fresh ter this town – dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor . what say wij tie up for the night?

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

If you don’t wanna have kids with mij, then why don’t wij just practice?

Screw mij if I am wrong, but toevluchthaven’t wij met before?

That garment would look superb te a crumpled heap next to my bloemperk.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

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Is that the zon coming up. or is that just you lighting up my world?

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies?

I tripped on a smooch and fell ter love with you.

If someone wasgoed to write a story about my life, the orgasm would be when I met you!

That clothing is horrible! Take it off right now!

Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend overheen there? He wants to know if you think I’m lovely.

You’re a pot of gold te this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun.

Hey, if I smooch you, will I get smacked?

If you were a pill I’d overdose.

(Walk up to a chick, hold out your palm and say) “Would you mind holding on to this for mij while I take a walk?”

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

I bet my tongue can ritme up your tongue.

If your beauty wasgoed like gas, my car would never need refilled.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lotsbestemming like my next gf.

You’re so pretty I wish I could plant you and grow a entire field of you.

Is this the Matrix, because I think you’re the One.

If you were voorzitter then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln.

I almost got arrested for smuggling thesis guns into Mexico! (Looks at arms).

They call mij “milk” because I do a bod good.

Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

You know your good enough to give my last name to.

What is on your butt. My eyes!

If I had a dollar for every chick I’d seen spil hot spil you. I’d have one dollar!

Are you a parking toegangsbewijs? (What?) You got fine written all overheen you.

(Pick up a pack of sugar that says “sugar” on it and say) “You dropped your nametag!”

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