Maker fucking damn it.
There are any number of cynical conclusions I could draw from the results of this proefneming. For example, I could extrapolate from my gegevens that studs have bot so deeply socialized to value women solely on their appearance that many of them seem incapable to take any other opzicht of who she is, such spil intelligence or capacity for self-reflection or suffocating douchiness, into account. Or I could go after my very first instinct spil thesis messages began to roll te, which wasgoed to invest te a high-quality chastity stortplaats and commence collecting cats.
But rather than go after thesis results into the darkness, I’ll stay optimistic and instead suggest an impassioned prayer. Dudes of the world: You are better than this. I know many of you would never message AaronCarterFan, but many of you would, and a entire bunch of you did. You’re better than that. There are women and studs out there who are clever, and zuigeling, and challenging, and fair, and a loterijlot of other indeed positive adjectives. You don’t want someone who will pull out your teeth and then sue you for child support, you deserve someone who will make you want to be better than you are, and will want to be better because of you. You deserve happiness, and love, and escapade. Be plucky. Don’t lodge. Figure out how to be blessed with who you are and then look for someone who makes your fine life even better. And most importantly (spil became my mantra every time I checked hier inbox):
Zekering FUCKING MESSAGING AARONCARTERFAN, YOU Buttholes.
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Also on Cracked: Even if thesis guys were somehow able to meet with an imaginary, digital woman, science bets they very likely couldn’t seal the overeenkomst anyway. But let’s face it, their just attempting to endorse their bachelorhood, which is their very first problem. Maybe they should attempt more crimson ter their wardrobe to better their odds.