Dual heart attack sms by a damsel to a boy:
SMS number 1: Let’s pauze up now, it’s all overheen.
SMS number Two: Sorry, sorry, sorry, that wasgoed not for you.
Funny jokes about dating – Ter the morning
– Honey, would you like mij to bring coffee to the bloembed?
– No, darling, I will come to have breakfast with you.
– Would you like to have scrambled eggs, my love?
– Sure, kitty, two eggs, please.
– Wait, you don&rsquo,t recall my name either, do you?
Funny jokes about dating – Got pregnant
Everzwijn since my gf got pregnant a loterijlot has switched. My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
Funny jokes about dating – He vs SheHe: Can I buy you a drink?
She: I would rather have the money.
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
She: Okay. Go out.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
The announcement te a tv-programma: ter the next punt wij will be writing about to make your beau a little jumpy with the help of a marker and a pregnancy test.
Funny jokes about dating – Dances
– Lady, have you bot invited to dance ?
– Oh, not yet. I’m free !
– Then please keep my mannetjesvarken .
Funny jokes about dating – Te a shower
Two friends talking:
– Yesterday I split up with my gf.
– What happened, you were doing so well together.
– Wij were taking a shower together and she said: Darling, let’s do something truly bad
– So I spilled shampoo to hier eyes.
Funny jokes about dating – The only switch
A good bf will never want to switch anything about you. except your last name.
Funny jokes about dating – X
I’m sick and tired of attempting to find your “x”. Just accept the fact that she’s gone. Stir on, Dude.
Funny jokes about dating – Talk
Relationship starts with Can wij talk?. And completes with Wij need to talk.
Funny jokes about dating – Salary
– Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
– Yes it is sufficient for mij, but how you will sustain?
Funny jokes about dating – Very first date
If a dude after the very first date remembers the color of your eyes, concern about the size of your breast.
Funny jokes about dating – Bubble gum
A fellow and his gf are smooching te the park.
Stud: I think I have just swalled your bubble gum
Woman: No, honey, I just have sniffles.
Funny jokes about dating – Quick dude
During the very first date a fellow tells to a woman:
– You make mij sleepy?
– Yes, wij have met three minutes ago, but I already want to take you to bloemperk.
Funny jokes about dating – Commence
All divorces begin with the words Let&rsquo,s get married.
Funny jokes about dating – Tea
Johnny goes out of the schoolgebouw and finds Mary outside waiting for him. She asks
him to carry hier bag huis, he agrees. They come Mary’s doors and she says:
– Would you like to come te for a cup of tea?
– Sure, just give mij a 2nd – I’ll leap to a drug store to get something with tea.